Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego?

So Kittens, my darling friend Smokey Bandit (he chose the name...forgive him, he's a baby) told me I need to do a top 5 stoner movies (I asked if that mean't movies to watch when you're lean or movies about smoking the bud and he replied EITHER!)

However, I thought that my judgement on movies of such an illustrious genre would be irrelevant, I am including for the first (and most likely the last) time someone else's thoughts on the matter...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE TOP FIVE STONER MOVIES IN THE OPINION OF SMOKEY BANDIT (super gay Wilf, super gay)

5. Knocked Up

Classic Apatow

the scenes with all the men are my favey

4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

In all honesty and fairness, I have never seen this film

aren't they the blokes from clerks?

3. Pineapple Express

totally agree, this movie is the tits

2. Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies

Again, never seen it

I've seen the second one though

1. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

I have not seen the movie, but I've read the book and its fucking weird

so there you have it boys and girls, enjoy Smokey Bandit's favorite lean, mean, giggly machine films so light up, sit back and grab your cheetos 

now the best TV for the munchies in my view, Heston's Feast is on

he's such a sexy devil