You Know What?

Shut up Vanessa Hudgens, we don't care

No stake for me, thanks, I'm a Vampire

It dawned on me today whilst driving home from college, I had an epiphany; I love Vampire movies. Here are a run down of my top 5

5. The Lost Boys

    I think its an 8o's classic, however the plot is a bit blah.

 

I also love that the tag line is

"Sleep all day, Party all night,

It's fun to me a vampire"

4. Twilight

I'm actually only putting it for my sheer love of Kristen Stewart

...and the Patz

3. Blade Trinity

I confess, another slightly superficial one because I get to ogle Ryan Reynolds' abs...but I do love this film, mainly because of it's brilliant quotes;

 "Kill you? Mother Fucker, I'll kill you!"

"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"

2. Bram Stoker's Dracula

I properly love Gary Oldman as Dracula, its truly magical

1. Interview with the Vampire

fucking sick, no words needed

I love Vamp films

Peace My Lovas

Not Now Cricket, Don't Be Absurd

Come to our play

I gaurentee a night of wild shenanigans involving Insects, Tramps, Fred Astaire and tap-shoes

You know you want to see it desparately

Plus

I'm a cricket

do it

Hills, Thistles and Battered Mars Bars

Evening all,

My friend, for privacy reasons we'll call her Brian, just raised a very interesting point; it seems as if everyone wants to go to uni in Scotland. I have nothing against the Scots, don't get me wrong any country that can breed something as beautiful as James McAvoy is just fine in my books. The only reason it saddens me is because they will be so far away and Scottish. On the plus side however, I will finally get to try a deep friend Mars Bar. I've been to Edinburgh three times now and I still havn't had one, apparently they're more Glaswegian...like Peter Capaldi. Thank goodness that my other friend (lets call her Paint Brush) got into Glasgow school of art so I can visit her and have one.

I realized earlier that a movie i have been looking forward to for almost a year now is coming out soon. I'm a super anime nerd. Studio Ghibli has a new movie out called Ponyo.

I got really excited and squirmy when I found out. Me and my friend (lets call her Totoro) are big Ghibli fans

and we will be front and center for the introduction of Ponyo the little fish girl.

Film4 is being good to me at the moment, last week I got James and the Giant Peach and tonight I get to put my feet up and watch Little Nicky. This movie is the boom boom pow and I suggest that if you have never seen it, climb out from under your fucking rock and swithc to plus one NOW and watch from the outset, and remember kiddies Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome

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Good Evening Star-shines,

I think I may have become one of those "shiny happy people" that R.E.M sing about; since my exams have ended I have transformed from that bitter and cynical shrew that I once was and am now nice.

Think from this

to this

miraculous eh?

But, this good mood may not last, I fear. I will need to be at college for the next 13 days. I know. tears flood down my cheeks but it is my own doing. I am involved in the college production, i play Mrs Cricket. Gay. Not even the re-dying of my flaming locks tomorrow will make me happy about this.

maybe I'm still a bitter and cynical shrew.

Blast

Bonne Nuit Mes Petits Oiseaux 

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