Finally, the Perfect Jeans

I bought them from Topshop.commo on Tuesday and when I arrived home from collge today LOW AND BEHOLD, they were waiting for me with a smile. I have never worn a pair of jeans this unbelievably wonderful before, I have also been wearing the wrong size for the last three years, I'm more petite then I thought I was, apparently.

About two weeks ago, I got this pierced

The anti-helix (this isn't me), I love it but it is paining me from time to time.

Through my stalking of fashion bloggers, it has become apparent to me that wearing heals in public is acceptable and I should work up the courage

I'll keep an update

and I'll probably never do it.

Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego?

So Kittens, my darling friend Smokey Bandit (he chose the name...forgive him, he's a baby) told me I need to do a top 5 stoner movies (I asked if that mean't movies to watch when you're lean or movies about smoking the bud and he replied EITHER!)

However, I thought that my judgement on movies of such an illustrious genre would be irrelevant, I am including for the first (and most likely the last) time someone else's thoughts on the matter...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE TOP FIVE STONER MOVIES IN THE OPINION OF SMOKEY BANDIT (super gay Wilf, super gay)

5. Knocked Up

Classic Apatow

the scenes with all the men are my favey

4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

In all honesty and fairness, I have never seen this film

aren't they the blokes from clerks?

3. Pineapple Express

totally agree, this movie is the tits

2. Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies

Again, never seen it

I've seen the second one though

1. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

I have not seen the movie, but I've read the book and its fucking weird

so there you have it boys and girls, enjoy Smokey Bandit's favorite lean, mean, giggly machine films so light up, sit back and grab your cheetos 

now the best TV for the munchies in my view, Heston's Feast is on

he's such a sexy devil

About Rosie Mary

I like to wear black

I don't like cider

I like Folk music

I don't like Desperate Housewives

I like cuddles

I don't like Vegetarians

I like books

I don't like melons

I like company

I don't like La Roux

I like vampire movies

I don't like lasagna 

I like mocking birds

I don't like pigeons 

I like Dodo Pads

I don't like chocolate cake

I like my brothers

I don't like people

I like blossom

I don't like porridge

I like cartoons

I don't like facebook (but still use it religiously) 

I like wine

I don't like Georgia Jagger

I like birds eye chicken dippers

I don't like offal

I like red hair

I don't like bees

I like the smell of petrol

I don't like Mogden

I like Roald Dahl

I don't like the Sea Side

I like Topsy and Tim

I don't like milk

I like Fennel

I don't like mannequins