This is the first Blog in the Life of a Failing Student. Tomorrow I have an exam and a gold star goes to whoever guesses how well the course is going.
If I manage a B or a C, and I can go to uni. Instead of revision today I have:
1. Watched the "Bacon is Good for me boy" four times on youtube
2. Thought up answers for my examiners e.g. "Margaret Thatcher once said that "there is no such thing as society", so really this exam doesn't exist so I don't need to answer any questions as there is no point"
3. Fallen in love with Malcolm Tucker and his profanities ("come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off")
4. Not revised for sociology
I left college at 11.50am, and had all day to revise. Unfortunately I have the attention span of a spaniel and did nothing.
more tomorrow, I do have an exam tomorrow after all
Rosemary
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